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Michaels
02:22
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Had a certain sort of plan
When we took off in the van
to go to Michaels
Just because it's nearly Halloween
I know that Michael's got it wrong
all the aisles way too long
I know that Michael
Michael's just as lost as me
Where the hell is all this shit
Im a roll of fabric
and im spinning around and around
put a glue gun to my head
paint aisle craft aisle
all the googly eyes are looking at me
where are you
i cant find you
all the styrophome heads are turning towards me
then someone asked if i was looking for something in particular
i didn't have an answer
i said no but I was only looking for her
sewing needles on the floor selling candy at the door
these florescent lights make me insane
staring at the camera orb would have walked right out the door
if it wasnt for my stupid brain
but i came in here with you what the hell were you up to?
you said youd be the bonny to my clyde
but im getting paranoid this guy im trying to avoid
he keeps on following me around
put a glue gun to my head
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Try to tell them as they walk up to me
that im a lover not a fighter you see
hear him scream as he falls down a hill
everybody knows just how i feel
smash that cop youre doing what was best
but that was only practice for the POTUS
he thinks he runs the world want the world? the world is full of rocks
we picked up one special for the king of all cops
smash the president in the face with a fucking rock
smash a cop in the face with a fucking rock
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Suck the Days Dick
02:48
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You gotta suck the days dick
when your covered in dish water
when you waddle like a teeter todder
when your under paid and your over age
when the techie booms got you enslaved
the days a selfish lover
the sun never shines under the covers
and you wake up feeling bad and sad and mad and had
when you broke your arm at work and you still have to go to work
and your boss gives you a talking to
and your living in a tent because you couldnt make the rent
and you get fired from a yelp review
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Tour of the West
02:43
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Everywhere there's so much to do
unless you got some money california can be pretty uncool
and everyones ok with that
take a tour of the west
so much that i wanted to steal
the garbage of the rich fills up my house and now my life is surreal
california's burning and everyones just standing around
im not surprised that when i step outside im living in a whole new town
the silence is a different sound
san francisco is where i left my heat
and now their sitting pretty as the rest of us are falling apart
after we have salted the ground
we'll give it back to mexico and tell them it's their problem now
only the rich feeling safe tuck all the homeless away burn all the buildings cuz the landlords wanted
bulldoze the school because pro sports are cool
(in oakland when this was written they were trying to build a baseball stadium over the community college)
smoke a vape pen and chill out
the silence is a different sound
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GG Allen Shirt
02:15
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When i first got the shirt it was supposed to be ironic
how could a girl so sweet be so sardonic
playing at burnt ramen under the name P.C. Allen
rocking my shirt and drinkin liquor by the gallon
if GG was alive he would probly vote for trump
because they both have a lot in common
they're both ugly and they both eat shit
theyre both disgusting and they both have little tiny dicks
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Bad Tattoos
05:03
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when i feel so sad and blue
i look down on all these tattoos
when i feel i dont have a friend
I know that that shits permanent
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Gomenasai
00:53
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(english translation)
Im sorry
im sorry
im sorry
im american
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Juggalos vs. Nazis
02:13
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When I was young I looked up to the VHS tapes that I had
They taught a lot more about Nazis than my mommy or my dad
Just like Indiana Jones and his quest for the holy grail
well those Nazis were the bad guys and their evil plan must fail
General Bison from Street Fighter wanted a new master race
so Jean Claude Van Dam came up and punched that nazi in it's face
so when im standing in a croud of them what am i supposed to do
all those VHS i had said i should beat em black and blue
and aint it sad that the cops are on their side
and theyre the ones supporting it they want us to run and hide
and aint it funny that theyre tryna target me
when there's Juggalos that are fighting cops and nazi out in berkeley
well we all read annies diary and it made us really sad
so then when did being anti facist have to be so bad
i bet saving private ryan made a proud boy shed a tear
well we used to kick some nazi ass and now we live in fear
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Daijoubu Desu
02:04
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(english translation)
that person over there
(it's fine)
we are having a party
(it's fine)
drug trafficking
(it's fine)
food poisoning
(it's fine)
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