Name: Michaels
Duration: P00H02M22S
Description: This song is about stealing from Michaels Craft Store

Michaels

from The Recline of Western Civilization by 2 Lazy Boys

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This song is about stealing from Michaels Craft Store

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Had a certain sort of plan
When we took off in the van
to go to Michaels
Just because it's nearly Halloween
I know that Michael's got it wrong
all the aisles way too long
I know that Michael
Michael's just as lost as me
Where the hell is all this shit
Im a roll of fabric
and im spinning around and around
put a glue gun to my head
paint aisle craft aisle
all the googly eyes are looking at me
where are you
i cant find you
all the styrophome heads are turning towards me
then someone asked if i was looking for something in particular
i didn't have an answer
i said no but I was only looking for her
sewing needles on the floor selling candy at the door
these florescent lights make me insane
staring at the camera orb would have walked right out the door
if it wasnt for my stupid brain
but i came in here with you what the hell were you up to?
you said youd be the bonny to my clyde
but im getting paranoid this guy im trying to avoid
he keeps on following me around
put a glue gun to my head

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from The Recline of Western Civilization, released October 2, 2019

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